| Stage Pages January, 2004 YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE A WRITER TO WRITE
            By Steve Thornburg
 Several years ago, one of my film teachers
            at Columbia Unversity gave me a very important lesson. Professor
            Stefan Sharff told me that, after viewing a film, he always took a
            few minutes to write down his thoughts about a movie. For him, this
            meant the language of the cinema: The opening shot fades in on an
            egg on a table and then there is a slow disclosure of the room with
            a body under the table. Body close-up. Montage sequence. Bach in
            background. Chicken sfx. I, too, enjoy writing reviews for the heck
            of it. It trains the mind to focus on detail and makes you hold in
            your brain cells the difference between peek and peak, there and
            their. It can be hard work -- but also very rewarding. After all, it
            is an exercise in creativity. Since I am teaching again, I think it is my
            duty to relate this guidance to any potential writers out there.
            Below are two reviews that I wrote last year. They were in the
            archives, and yet they never made it to print. Perhaps you can enjoy the reviews; and then
            you can use them as inspiration for your own. You may also enjoy a
            visit to a museum. After the trip, write a page or two about your
            experience. Some years down the road you can re-read your writing
            and enjoy the cultural experience a second time. Happy writing!     From the archives BROADWAY SCENE IMAGINARY FRIENDS Review by Steven Thornburg
 IMAGINARY FRIENDS on Broadway (directed by
            Jack O'Brien) is an exquisite play with period-appropriate song and
            dance numbers. There is even a Vaudevillian atmosphere in this story
            about the rivalry between real people Lillian Hellman (Swoosie
            Kurtz) and Mary McCarthy (Cherry Jones). Kurtz and Jones are
            splendid: they sing; they act; and they are extremely funny! Some have said that the song and dance
            takes away from the story of the women. One has to ask, "Does
            the over-producing further the story and the relationship?" The
            answer is. "Yes, but generally in the way a surreal dream does.
            For example, there are many important male characters -- all played
            brilliantly by Harry Groener. And there are two tap-dancing males
            who deftly symbolize the competitive dance between Hellman and
            McCarthy. This dreamlike quality allows an "anything goes"
            feeling in the context of the ladies meeting in the after-life and
            seeing their lives pass before them. The production succeeds with
            the fast surrealism as only movies have in the past. IMAGINARY FRIENDS accomplishes much in two
            and a half hours: fabulous choreography (Jerry Mitchell); a deft
            chorus of gypsies in gorgeous costumes (Robert Morgan); the lovely
            Anne Pitoniak in a featured role; clever and retro sets (Michael
            Levine) and lighting (Kenneth Posner). One memorable set is a bar in
            which hundreds of liquor bottles strung together create huge
            "beads," the kind we once let hang in doorways between
            rooms. And the huge video (Jan Hartley) running simultaneously with
            the scripted lines allows for some very funny close-up takes of
            Kurtz and Jones. Other Cast: Anne Pitoniak, Anne Allgood,
            Bernard Dotson, Rosena M. Hill, Gina Lamparella, Dirk Lumbard, Peter
            Marx, Perry Ojeda, Jim Osorno, Susan Pellegrino, Karyn Quackenbush,
            Melanie Vaughan. USA Ostar Theatricals produces. Written by
            Nora Ephron with music by Marvin Hamlisch and lyrics by Craig
            Carnelia. Sound design by Jon Weston. Music direction and dance
            arrangements by Ron Melrose. Orchestrations by Torrie Zito. Music
            coordinator: Michael Keller. Originally produced by The Globe
            Theatres, Executive Director: Louis G. Spisto.     MEDEA Review by Steven Thornburg
 MEDEA has a new concept: present day at the
            sight of Jason's construction site (His and Medea's new home). The
            place and time allows the audience to relate to this giant tragedy.
            After a fierce offstage rant and crashing of objects, enter Medea,
            played to perfection by Fiona Shaw. Shaw's portrayal of the famous
            wronged mother and wife is filled with humor, taking us on a journey
            to an inevitable conclusion. Jason, too, is an inspired performance
            in the hands of Jonathan Cake, allowing a glimpse into his peculiar
            perspective (to marry the princess not because he loves her more
            than Medea but to give Medea and sons a comfort and future that only
            royalty can assure). Loose paraphrases fly in my memory. Jason: Why
            can't you understand why I did it? Ah! Women!" Medea: "So
            many ways to kill...how can one decide?" The Greek Chorus members (Kirsten Campbell,
            Joyce Henderson, Rachel Isaac, Pauline Lynch, and Susan Salmon)
            succeed in fleshing out characters and moving about the stage
            stunningly, although their twenty -something voices are so similar
            and young that some effectiveness was lost. Other standouts are
            Derek Hutchinson (Messenger), Robin Laing (Tutor), Joseph Mydell (Aegeus)
            and Siobhan McCarthy (Nurse). The gifted Struan Rodger plays Kreon,
            and the adorable Alexander Scheitinger and Michael Tommer play the
            children. Euripides wrote in the fifth century, BC,
            about all of the things with which we are so interested today. Medea
            is known to have magical powers. The rich and frightening dialogue
            about how Kreon and the princess die takes one's thoughts to
            radioactive materials, anthrax and biological weapons. And one is
            horrified upon watching Medea take the children to death at her own
            hands before her enemies can murder them instead. The production is
            tight with fabulous details, such as Medea's ritualistic washing of
            the feet of her babies in the pool of water. On one hand, she may be
            rinsing off some of the blood; but to me she is blessing them and
            preparing them for burial. The Abbey Theatre Production of MEDEA is
            translated by Kenneth McLeish and Frederic Raphael. Set by Tom Pye.
            Costumes by Jacquelin Durran. Lighting bly Michael Gunning. Sound
            Designer: David Meschter. Soundscape: Mel Mercier. Directed by
            Deborah Warner.     "Constructive Critic"
            By Sherry Braun
 Thus ends my coverage of the Halloween
            Festival. Some of the reporting is less dense than the rest. Be
            assured that it's only because time has played tricks with my
            assignments (not to mention memory) -- not because I enjoyed a show
            less if it got a short review. I will carry the experience of the
            theatre outings with me for many years. Congratulations to all of
            the participants in the Off-Off Broadway scene. THE STRANGE SYSTEM OF DOCTOR BOUVIER Written
            by Margo LaZaro and Mick Muzio Directed by Mick Muzio Produced by
            Margo LaZaro This original play is inspired by the
            Theatre du Grand Guignol, which hails from France whereby the
            audiences were terrorized with realistic blood and gore (and often
            by the real blood and organs of dead animals bought at market). This
            stage version is rather tame and clean fun -- suitable for a family.
            Or perhaps it is the audience which has changed ever since the
            advent of television violence and our raised tolerance levels. No problem. This play has a grand style
            which makes us squirm and expel vocalizations when the lunatics take
            over and extract piece after piece of a victim's skull right out of
            her head. We remember this sobering trick later when the nuts
            approach a lovely girl's eyes to cut them right out. Yes, for a
            moment, we say to ourselves, "Uh, oh, how are they going to do
            this?" The production values are clean and
            attractive in the asylum setting. Costumes are beautiful and elegant
            when needed and occasionally humorous and ill-fitting as if to
            foreshadow that the lunatics are impersonating the staff. Make-up
            and hair are stylized in black and white, which is a nice touch and
            seems to suggest a great old-fashioned thriller movie! NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD -- THE MUSICAL
            (Abreact Productions) Loosely based on the movie by George A. Romero
            and John Russo Adapted/Directed by Thomas Hoagland I don't know if the audience or the show is
            the most fun. Both are loose. As you might guess, the production is
            parody heaven. Everybody in the audience seems to know the story;
            and a certain kind of audience shows up -- vocal and drinking. This
            felt like a late-night and downtown crowd. The show feels like that,
            too, as a cardboard cut-out car sets the humorous tone as the first
            innocent victims confront the zombies. A good deal of clever
            costuming and make-up go into the affair, of which one of my
            favorite effects is the red string of licorice which impersonates
            internal organs. The plot is as simple as you might expect, with the
            forward-moving machinery being that the entire cast is plucked off
            one by one. There are some surprisingly cute cameos and hysterical
            characters. I love the newscaster and the politician. And of course
            the beautiful chick with the tight top runs around a great deal. We
            also have the feuding father and mother locked in the basement with
            their pale-faced girl/child. Did I mention the device of each cast
            member getting white-face make-up when he/she gets it? Dead-on
            funny! The compositions and lyrics are everywhere from sufficient to
            terrific -- touching a variety of styles. Furthermore, the execution
            is top-drawer. This team knows how to cast a musical; and the
            performers know how to hit the right musical and comedic notes. HAPPY HOLIDAYS Tribe Productions
            Written and directed by J.C. Svec Svec has done it again -- created an
            original comedy for the theatre world. HAPPY HOLIDAY$ is a classic
            idea! The "holidays" are played by five young women named
            Nicole Cicchella, Cher Lair, Yvonne Lin, Sara Shaning and Karson St.
            John. They're attractive marketing geniuses comprising the Council
            for the Achievement of Successful Holidays (C.A.S.H.). They meet
            once a year to exchange strategies, share ideas, celebrate good
            fortunes and support each other in executing the age old holiday
            traditions of materialism, commercialism, capitalism and greed. In
            this hotel conference lounge they allow rivalry to rear its pretty
            heads. The actresses are all charming and
            different in their roles. The play is short, interesting and concise
            -- sure to be revived in many venues around the holidays. Colleges
            and high schools can snap this one up as a vehicle for strong female
            talent because it is a long one-act and smart entertainment. The costumes are clever as they represent
            each of the holidays perfectly. The set is clever and the music
            upbeat. Svec has a knack for writing humorous plays with strong
            roles for young adults -- especially women. SLEEPING IN TOMORROW Cross-Eyed Bear
            Productions By Duncan Pflaster Directed by Clara Barton Green Pflaster always provides a quirky world
            which wins the interest of many disciples. Inventors, sports
            figures, jews, homos, witches, masochists, nazis and clowns are
            represented here. In Pflaster's new play for adults, Berenice
            is dissatisfied with her life and looking for answers in cosmic
            mysticism. When she begins having out-of-body experiences at a
            cocktail party hosted by her husband's gay brother and his lover,
            she takes the opportunity to explore several parallel universes,
            encountering all of her friends in wildly different worlds and
            circumstances. The director has done a lovely job of
            staging SLEEPING IN TOMORROW. The actors successfully accomplish
            many adjustments on character among the universes, although I wish
            at least one of them would economize on the hand and arm thrashing. The technical aspects are enjoyable as well
            -- a simple placement of good apartment furnishings and good sound
            and lighting. Costumes, too, are easy on the eye. A great deal of preparation and love
            brought this play off. Ms. Lauren Adler's performance as Berenice is
            especially honest and engaging. Yet the whole cast works as a
            terrific ensemble: Sue Berch, Elizabeth Boskey, Wael Haggiagi, Dawn
            Pollock Jones, Paul Martin Kovic, Ehud Segev, Jason Specland and
            Sami Zetts. AN EVENING OF PSYCHOS: STALKERS, SADISTS
            AND SERIAL KILLERS White Rabbit Theatre By Tony Sokol and Lisa
            Voss Directed by Andrew Rothkin AN EVENING OF PSYCHOS consists of three
            one-act plays that delve into the minds of madmen. Ah, what fun and
            excuses we have at Halloween to scare ourselves with all of the
            possibilities! The first play is "Smarty Spice and
            Serial Killer, " a perfectly written short about a smart victim
            and a surprised one (both extremely well cast). The second piece,
            "You Must Have Been A Beautiful Baby," has a well-written
            conflict, although it is a little long for my taste. Finally,
            "Psychodrama" brings us the twists and turns (of power
            shifting between a man and a woman) and the greatest chemistry of
            the evening between actors Andrew Rothkin and Cameron Peterson.
            Rothkin plays the evil stalker of Peterson's protagonist. The entire cast makes up a great acting
            company. Also starring: Jennifer Bates, Amy Broder, Alexander
            Hudson, Jack Merlis, Alex Molina, Ramona Pula, Tom Reid, Susan Stein
            and Enrico Urgo. The sparse set (Seema Malik) effectively
            promotes some very atmospheric padded cell units and eerie lighting
            (Noemi Millman). Costumes (Laura Minch) include contemporary clothes
            and detailed doctor/nurse outfits. The Sound by Chris Brooks has
            spooky touches. S.M. is Marc Glassberg; A.S.M. is Marcus
            Morphew; Assistant Director is Ramona Pula; Props Mistress and
            Assistant to the Director is Megan Stroup.  
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